Here are some of my favorite pieces.

The Mad Perfumer of Parma
Seeing through the thin veneer of our so-called society.

How Disgust Explains Everything
A can of mushrooms may house fewer than 20 maggots.

Empire of Dust
This is what lifestyle gurus do.

Garbage Language
We're gonna have to banana boat the marketing budget.

Yoga for Everyone
Can Adriene Mishler change the way we use the internet?

Let's Go Crazy
We are gathered here today to get through this thing

Tiny Spaces
No one will hear my screams.

How Does Paul Rudd Work?
Goddamn perfectly if you ask me.

Sweatpants in Paradise
Weed. One-armed pushups. Nice girls who like stuff.

Kneipp Herbal Bath Oils
Nudity. Quackery. Sorcery.

Kickstart My Heart
Come for the subculture. Stay for the drugs.

On Frederick Seidel
Is this horrifying? Or is this funny?

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