Here are some of my favorite pieces.


Empire of Dust
This is what lifestyle gurus do.

Is Staying In the New Going Out?
We still have fun--probably?--we just have no clue how it happened.

A Serious Man
Jonah Hill has an evil backhand, but his forehand is unreliable.

Tiny Spaces
No one will hear my screams.

How Does Paul Rudd Work?
Goddamn perfectly if you ask me.

The Smelliest Block in New York
Ain't no love in the heart of Chinatown.

Sweatpants in Paradise
Weed. One-armed pushups. Nice girls who like stuff.

Kneipp Herbal Bath Oils
Nudity. Quackery. Sorcery.

I Guess I'll Manage
Starring Molly Young as Michael Scott.

Leading Mannequins
The celebrity-stylist industrial complex.

Kickstart My Heart
Come for the subculture. Stay for the drugs.

On Frederick Seidel
Is this horrifying? Or is this funny?

The J in J. Crew
America's #1 girl crush: Jenna Lyons.

Boobs, Philip Roth, More Boobs
Old Jews. Young girls. Trouble brewing.