NOTE From now on you can find my pieces for The New York Times here. That is your source for All Things Molly. I'm saying this prophylactically because I am 100% certain that I will forget to update this page each time I write something. End transmission. April 2023 Happy Easter. Another thing that has been resurrected today is my blog. Here is a post. February 2023 We have a micro-edition of Kate Riley's brilliant novel for sale. Once these are gone, they are gone forever. Click here to learn more. Author photo below: a goose shitting on Kate's leg. January 2023 It has come to my attention that I do, in fact, have a candle in this funeral. December 2022 A tub of thoughts about The Scarlet Letter. November 2022 A few words about learning to read. October 2022 Whence come you, PKD? By what right do you drink from my flagon of life? And when I put it to my lips--lo, they are yours and not mine. October 2022 Here is a review of insomnia (the condition, not the Christopher Nolan movie). Even though it is hosted on substack, it is not a newsletter...nor does it cost money...it is simply a blog entry. March 2022 Zines are now available at Browser Books in San Francisco! 2195 Fillmore Street. Support your local bookstore / burnish your zine collection / say hello to the legendary Hana Metzger who is responsible for stocking them :) February 2022 The zine is back in stock. I managed to narrow down the "out of stock" window from my customary two years to a reasonable 4 months. Not bad, Young. February 2022 Filmmaker Alex Ross Perry and artist Anna Bak-Kvapil look very nice in their Nautilus of Time gear. Let's take a moment to admire them. You can purchase your own nautili here, if you wish. December 2021 I wrote about disgust and the amazing Paul Rozin for the New York Times Magazine. November 2021 We have designed some new garb for the holidays. It can be found here. There are options for both poets and nautilus-lovers, which should cover pretty much everyone on your gift list :) October 2021 For my last piece at New York magazine, I fulfilled a monthslong dream and reviewed a government PDF from 2005. Enjoy? September 2021 Looks like I'm the only gal in town who didn't flip for the new Franzen! Well, that's the beauty of critics and snowflakes and flowers: no two are alike. This is my last review for New York before I move on to another publication with "New York" in the name: The New York Times. See you at a slightly different URL. September 2021 Thanks, Sewanee Review, for featuring my zine on your list of suggested books to read over the weekend! Here is the article, and here is where you can fetch a zine. As always, if your zine budget is maxed out, you can email me for a free pdf. May 2021 Thanks, Vanity Fair! I'm so pleased when zines (mine or anyone else's) sneak onto book lists... March 2021 I've spawned another zine. It's a true story about multiple murders, Cape Cod in the 1990s, geodesic domes, "etc." It's all connected! You can buy a copy here, if you wish. March 2021 We're all just bags of flesh, processing information. Some thoughts on Happy the Elephant, loneliness, and the Bronx Zoo. March 2021 All Of My Current Thoughts On Fashion Can Be Found Here. Thank you. February 2021 Why write zines? Some hastily organized thoughts on the subject. December 2020 Nick Kroll! What's not to love. A profile for the New York Times Magazine. December 2020 Some thoughts on saunas, the Donner Party, plump pillows, Iceland, an interesting new memoir and how we will get through this winter, if we do. December 2020 Can Adriene Mishler--YouTube yoga celebrity, angel of mercy, saint of Austin, Texas--change the way we we use the internet? A profile for the New York Times Magazine about the future of influencing. October 2020 Greta hosts a podcast called Nerdette. Greta is delightful. Greta had me on to talk about the Tiers of Fun, which is a philosophy of living that I did not invent but learned from my friend Lake, who is also delightful. You can listen to the podcast here. I come in midway through. July 2020 A review of Zadie Smith's new essay collection, for New York. May 2020 Would you like a little treat in your mailbox? A zine might do the trick. This one is 56 pages, offset print, and rated R. May 2020 Everybody stop what you're doing and think about eels for ten minutes. May 2020 If you can't live normally, why not find little harebrained ways to warp reality? (For the New York Times Magazine) February 2020 Why do corporations speak the way they do? I wrote about the ancient phenomenon of garbage language, for New York February 2020 A review of a wild novel, for New York November 2019 I spoke with the sharpest tool in the shed (Margaret Atwood) for New York magazine about the past decade of outrages and insults and Kylies and cages. August 2019 Some personnel news: Starting this instant I am the literary critic for New York magazine. How long will it take for me to get cancelled? Meantime, enjoy this press release. August 2019 The shirt is back. Still made of cotton, still recycled, still soigne. May 2019 It's a federal crime to spray cheese in someone's eye and now you know. Here is another helping of frivolous legislation, in a book review for the New York Times. April 2019 The good news is we made a t-shirt. The bad news is that it sold out in a couple of days, so there are no more and it is officially a relic. Some lessons learned from making a tiny run of high-quality t-shirts: 1) the margins are terrible. 2) more terrible than you can imagine. 3) but the high of seeing people looking good in your shirts is, possibly, worth the numerous pains in numerous asses. November 2018 I contributed in a minor way to this project by A24 and the idea (which I did not come up with; they did) is fucking genius. The horror candle smells like being locked in a mildewing basement pre-murder. I, uh, imagine. August 2018 I was tickled to create an installation in the pop-up museum Color Factory. (Tickets available now if you're in the NYC region.) My installation is a live-action flow chart, which you can see in the first picture below. It is designed to make you Think and also to make you Feel. If you have a chance to visit, please let me know what you thought and felt. April 2018 Escape games are life. The rest is just details. April 2018 We've entered the matrix. Our book is nestled comfortably in the BRILLIANT / HIGHBROW quadrant, which is an honor and a pleasure. Our next effort will be geared specifically toward the LOWBROW / DESPICABLE quadrant. Count on it. March 2018 Snatch a copy of the New York Times Book Review for our back page special. (Or read it here.) March 2018 Feeling less than fabulous? Turn that pout inside out and join me for a chat and a vape with Donatella Versace in this month's GQ. March 2018 I wrote this month's ELLE cover story. The subject? Kim Kardashian West. The pictures? Sexy "af" January 2018 Gossamer, the new green-lensed magazine, came over for an afternoon. We ate jellybeans and sat upon mushrooms. January 2018 Happy new year! The new issue of Kinfolk is out, which means a new puzzle by me can be found in the back pages. This one is sure to make a "vas deferens" in your life. Find it wherever Kinfolk is sold. November 2017 A bit of horny speculation on the future of driverless cars for a special issue of the New York Times Magazine. October 2017 Just in time for the holidays, our Periodic Table of NYC Trash poster is back in print. It makes an eerily specific gift for a certain kind of person. It looks ravishing in a white frame. September 2017 A new issue of Kinfolk means a new puzzle by Molly. May 2017 This is what lifestyle gurus do. January 2017 In the history of humanity, the vast spectrum of private weirdness has never been so public. Here's what I think about THAT. January 2017 Just another Jewish peddler in the New World, grasping at the seeds of mobility! Here I am at the Canal Street Market, where you can now purchase the Periodic Table of NYC Trash. November 2016 I published a crossword in the New York Times. Here's a copy for your solving plezh. November 2016 New York Magazine featured our Periodic Table of NYC Trash poster in its holiday gift guide. Neat! November 2016 Sotheby's wrote a nice little piece about the Old Master emoji. Read it to find out which emoji is most beloved by their head of auction sales. October 2016 Hyperallergic claimed that our stickers are better than Cindy Sherman's stickers. Look, I'm not taking a side here. You be the judge. October 2016 National Art Critic Ben Davis at Artnet wrote a very nice post about the lurid backstory of our Old Masters sticker pack. Take a gander, why dontcha. October 2016 Another iOs sticker pack by Molly Young and Teddy Blanks? How many sticker packs does one woman NEED? The answer is: precisely two. Our second pack includes 30 stickers for injecting flair into SMS exchanges. Buy it at the app store for 99 cents. October 2016 A picture is worth a thousand words. A thousand words is hard to type with your thumbs. We made an iOs sticker pack of historical emojis to solve this problem. The Wall Street Journal called it their "new favorite iOs sticker pack" and it is available for 99 cents on the app store. Go on, snatch it! September 2016 My husband and I collaborated on a post about all of our smelly, unlikable friends for the New Yorker website. It's nasty. Posters are available here. < back