May 2021
Thanks, Vanity Fair! I'm so pleased when zines (mine or anyone else's) sneak
onto book lists...

April 2021
What was the executive assistant? A quick investigation for New York.

April 2021
Would you like to a free NFC? An NFC is a Non Fungible Candle. This one is
called (picnic, lightning). It smells like grass, hyacinth, bark, moss, and smoke.
More information here.

March 2021
I've spawned another zine. It's a true story about multiple murders, Cape Cod in
the 1990s, geodesic domes, "etc." It's all connected! You can buy a copy here,
if you wish.

March 2021
We're all just bags of flesh, processing information. Some thoughts on Happy
the Elephant, loneliness, and the Bronx Zoo.

March 2021
All Of My Current Thoughts On Fashion Can Be Found Here. Thank you.

February 2021
Why write zines? Some hastily organized thoughts on the subject.

December 2020
Nick Kroll! What's not to love. A profile for the New York Times Magazine.

December 2020
Some thoughts on saunas, the Donner Party, plump pillows, Iceland, an
interesting new memoir and how we will get through this winter, if we do.

December 2020
Can Adriene Mishler--YouTube yoga celebrity, angel of mercy, saint of
Austin, Texas--change the way we we use the internet? A profile for the
New York Times Magazine about the future of influencing.

October 2020
Greta hosts a podcast called Nerdette. Greta is delightful. Greta had me on to
talk about the Tiers of Fun, which is a philosophy of living that I did not invent
but learned from my friend Lake, who is also delightful. You can listen to the
podcast here. I come in midway through.

July 2020
A review of Zadie Smith's new essay collection, for New York.

May 2020
Would you like a little treat in your mailbox? A zine might do the trick.
This one is 56 pages, offset print, and rated R.

May 2020
Everybody stop what you're doing and think about eels for ten minutes.

May 2020
If you can't live normally, why not find little hairbrained ways to warp reality?
(For the New York Times Magazine)

February 2020
Why do corporations speak the way they do? I wrote about the ancient
phenomenon of garbage language, for New York

February 2020
A review of a wild novel, for New York

December 2019
My top ten books of the year are here. Tell me what I missed and let's fight.

November 2019
I spoke with the sharpest tool in the shed (Margaret Atwood) for New York
magazine about the past decade of outrages and insults and Kylies and cages.

September 2019
An anagram of Rami Said Malek is "HEY MA, I LIKES DRAMA!" This is the kind
of arduous research I undertook for the GQ September cover. Please enjoy, along
with beautiful photos by Ryan McGinley.

August 2019
Some personnel news: Starting this instant I am the literary critic for New York
magazine. How long will it take for me to get cancelled? Meantime, enjoy this
press release.

August 2019
The shirt is back. Still made of cotton, still recycled, still soigne.

May 2019
It's a federal crime to spray cheese in someone's eye and now you know.
Here is another helping of frivolous legislation, in a book review for the
New York Times.

April 2019
The good news is we made a t-shirt. The bad news is that it sold out in a couple of
days, so there are no more and it is officially a relic. Some lessons learned from
making a tiny run of high-quality t-shirts: 1) the margins are terrible. 2) more
terrible than you can imagine. 3) but the high of seeing people looking good in
your shirts is, possibly, worth the numerous pains in numerous asses.

March 2019
I did a neat little installation at On Air Fest. Visitors could sit at a small
desk and dial 1-833-POD-LUCK to receive a custom podcast
recommendation from a podcast operator (me) after answering a short,
relatively probing questionnaire. It was a delight.

January 2019
I reviewed a book about a French sex addict for the New York
Times Book Review
. Let's go.

January 2019
I wrote a profile of St. Vincent for the new issue of GQ.

November 2018
I contributed in a minor way to this project by A24 and the idea (which I did
not come up with; they did) is fucking genius. The horror candle smells like
being locked in a mildewing basement pre-murder. I, uh, imagine.

November 2018
Reviewed a book about hangovers for the New York Times Book Review. Cheers.

September 2018
If you are interested in receiving an occasional email from me with book
recommendations, now you can. Click here to sign up.

This is a purely recreational endeavor for our shared enjoyment. I learned
Mailchimp just for you!

August 2018
I was tickled to create an installation in the pop-up museum Color Factory.
(Tickets available now if you're in the NYC region.) My installation is a
live-action flow chart, which you can see in the first picture below.
It is designed to make you Think and also to make you Feel.

If you have a chance to visit, please let me know what you thought and felt.

July 2018
Evaluating a piece of art based on the identity of its author is deranged and
fascist. That, and a couple other subtexts, in this book review for the NYTBR.

June 2018
It's one of our great cultural paradoxes that people hate being told
what to do but love reading advice columns. I reviewed Jessica Weisberg's
book on just that topic for the New York Times Book Review.

April 2018
Escape games are life. The rest is just details.

April 2018
We've entered the matrix. Our book is nestled comfortably in the
BRILLIANT / HIGHBROW quadrant, which is an honor and a
pleasure. Our next effort will be geared specifically toward the
LOWBROW / DESPICABLE quadrant. Count on it.

March 2018
Snatch a copy of the New York Times Book Review for our back page special.
(Or read it here.)

March 2018
Feeling less than fabulous? Turn that pout inside out and join me
for a chat and a vape with Donatella Versace in this month's GQ.

March 2018
I wrote this month's ELLE cover story. The subject?
Kim Kardashian West. The pictures? Sexy "af"

March 2018
The swag saga begins. Temporary tattoos (aka rattoos) for our
soon-to-be-published book are here. I'm pleased to announce that
mine is still going strong after 1 snowstorm and 1 punishingly hot

February 2018
Step into my scullery for a soothing conversation about washing dishes and
therapeutic cookery with the wonderful Feedback NY.

January 2018
Gossamer, the new green-lensed magazine, came over for an afternoon.
We ate jellybeans and sat upon mushrooms.

January 2018
Happy new year! The new issue of Kinfolk is out, which means a new
puzzle by me can be found in the back pages. This one is sure to make
a "vas deferens" in your life. Find it wherever Kinfolk is sold.

December 2017
A fun recent project: the Holiday Correspondence Aid. Take care of all
your seasonal communications with this one simple life hack! For
One Rockwell with the talented Ania et Lucie.

December 2017
Domino magazine published a shocking exposé on our crime syndicate!
Just kidding it's a story about getting married. Find it on newsstands near you.

November 2017
A bit of horny speculation on the future of driverless cars for a special
issue of the New York Times Magazine.

October 2017
Just in time for the holidays, our Periodic Table of NYC Trash poster
is back in print. It makes an eerily specific gift for a certain kind of

It looks ravishing in a white frame.

September 2017
A new issue of Kinfolk means a new puzzle by Molly.

August 2017
Talked about hair bows with Atelier Dore. Need I say more.

August 2017
A snippet of under-the-radar news: our book just popped up
on Amazon
. According to our (otherwise very nice) publisher,
"nobody" pre-orders books anymore. How upsetting. If you'd
like to buck the trend, I would encourage you to do so.

If you send me a screenshot of your order, I will write you a
custom haiku in gratitude. molly beth young at
This offer is good for, oh, lets say the month of August.

July 2017
This book is very good, and here are all the reasons why.

July 2017
I wrote the cover story of this month's Allure, about the Muslim
model Halima Aden. Females are strong as hell.

May 2017
This is what lifestyle gurus do.

May 2017
Monogram does Playboy-style interviews with gals and
here's mine.

May 2017
I talked to The Caret about my gadgets and internet habits.
(The SFW ones.)

April 2017
6sqft visited our apartment and it was fun. Come in!

March 2017
Molly: "Turn me into a glistening sultry pomegranate seed
of a woman."

Datura: "We can do that."

(The womenfolk of Datura came over and draped me in fine linens
and silks. Very nice of them.)

January 2017
In the history of humanity, the vast spectrum of private weirdness has
never been so public. Here's what I think about THAT.

January 2017
Just another Jewish peddler in the New World, grasping at the seeds
of mobility! Here I am at the Canal Street Market, where you can
now purchase the Periodic Table of NYC Trash.

November 2016
I published a crossword in the New York Times. Here's a copy for your
solving plezh.

November 2016
New York Magazine featured our Periodic Table of NYC Trash poster in its
holiday gift guide. Neat!

November 2016
Sotheby's wrote a nice little piece about the Old Master emoji. Read it to
find out which emoji is most beloved by their head of auction sales.

November 2016
Our Periodic Table of NYC Trash poster is now available on Etsy, for easy
purchasing and holiday gifting. Enjoy!

October 2016
Hyperallergic claimed that our stickers are better than Cindy Sherman's
. Look, I'm not taking a side here. You be the judge.

October 2016
Mentally, Bridget Jones is a teenager. Maybe a tween. I reviewed the new
for the New York Times Book Review.

October 2016
National Art Critic Ben Davis at Artnet wrote a very nice post about the lurid
backstory of our Old Masters sticker pack. Take a gander, why dontcha.

October 2016
Another iOs sticker pack by Molly Young and Teddy Blanks?
How many sticker packs does one woman NEED? The answer is:
precisely two. Our second pack includes 30 stickers for
injecting flair into SMS exchanges.

Buy it at the app store for 99 cents.

October 2016
A picture is worth a thousand words. A thousand words is
hard to type with your thumbs. We made an iOs sticker
pack of historical emojis to solve this problem.

The Wall Street Journal called it their "new favorite iOs
sticker pack" and it is available for 99 cents on the app store.
Go on, snatch it!

September 2016
My partner and I collaborated on a post about all of our smelly,
unlikable friends for the New Yorker website. It's nasty.

Posters are available here.

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